Duelling Chainsaws
The ChainsawMaster
About this site....
The webpages in this site were handcrafted from the finest organically-grown free-range electrons, lovingly harvested by blind virginal Catholic schoolgirls, torn away from their atomic nuclei by chainsaw-wielding computer geeks, and slapped together into a bunch of crummy jokes by me.
English majors beware! This page is under permanent deconstruction!
